January 2008
47 posts
WatchJust for fun.
I work with really smart people.
Jennifer: We're offline.
Chris: No we're not.
Jennifer: Oh well maybe I need to plug in my thing.
Chris: laughter
Lauren: have monday off, do you?
me: monday off?
Lauren: its martin luther king jr day
me: my company doesn't seem to care
Lauren: they don't "have a dream"
me: truer words were never spoken
I hate traffic. I had drivers who aren’t me.
excitement.
Chris: ho hum
me: agreed
“I can’t manuever with a banana!”
– Jennifer, while navigating the parking garage
“You look like chocolate cake ladies to me.”
– waiter at Chili’s
As a native of the 34th state, You know I know a good time, But sometimes things are a little slow, And maybe not so sublime. So what do I do, To shake these things up? Well I go to New York, Like a little lost pup. The time has now come, For a trip to the city, Where I’ll walk ‘round the town, Singing a little ditty. There are shows to be seen, And parties to attend, And time to be...
*discussion about Alyssa Milano*
Jennifer: Isn't she kind of a skank?
Chris: No, that's Shannon Doherty.
Jennifer: Are they different?
Sweet God in Heaven…Girl Scout cookies are in!!!
Emily: i mix up how to spell quite and quiet
me: those words are so similar
Emily: too similar
me: agreed
Jennifer: It's snowing.
Chris: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
me: (evil laughter)
To the woman going 55mph in the far left lane on the interstate…when 3 drops are falling from the sky at a time, it is not necessary for the wipers to be on full blast.
I’m simply not meant to beat the expert level of Minesweeper. Dang.
WatchChuckleworthy because I know the girl who plays Nicole.
“Please don’t eat that. It’s not whipped cream, it’s soap.”
– lady talking to her young son at Crown Center
“I think we should go to the Mexican Price Chopper and get Chinese!”
– Jennifer at work…hungry hungry hippo (and no, she doesn’t LOOK like a hippo)
ugh
People need brake lights and blinkers. I desperately hate it when people just stop in the middle of a walkway. OH so annoying.
1 tag
A poem.
Today the office is silent, Save for a random ring, The sun is shining, the temperature low, Which has me dreaming of spring. With few people in the office, The dart gun comes out to play, But if there were lots of people, I’d pull it out anyway. So I’m shooting at Chris, But so far I’m reeling, Almost every time I shoot, The dart hits the ceiling. It’s all in the wrist,...
“Most people think it’s cheaper to just get one large.”
– guy at QuikTrip, regarding my two medium cups of hot chocolate
Words of wisdom...
Never eat two Oreos, especially if they’re double stuffed. You will want more. Just don’t even start.
let us remind ourselves how to be safe →
Since apparently it’s that season again.
sirens
It’s 11:00am on the first Wednesday of the month. The tornado sirens are being tested. Is this necessary in January? If a tornado decided to touch down today, it would freeze the moment it touched the ground.
2008
After a lackluster ringing in of the new year, in other words, being awakened by fireworks at midnight, I have decided this is the year of me. I shall exercise. I shall eat slightly better. I shall be employed happily. I shall try out for random performing engagements. I shall find at least one more tumblr follower. I shall maintain my exercising. I shall maintain my slightly better eating...
